Apron Sex Machine

If you've got it, flaunt it!
This nude-coloured, halterneck apron can be tied together. The red words 'Sex Machine' are printed on it. The apron also has an outrageously long plush penis (52 cm) with large balls and delicate pubic hair. This apron will turn anyone into a sex machine in the blink of an eye!

66 cm x 54 cm; plush penis 52 cm long.
Hand wash only.
Keep away from fire.